i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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