big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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