So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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