what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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