If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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