We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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