I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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