Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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