You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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