He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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