The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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