that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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