what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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