I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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