her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
God I need to hump something, right now.
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