It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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