Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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