i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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