She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I need water and some morals
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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