I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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