i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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