whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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