I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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