Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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