I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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