just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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