Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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