Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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