Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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