I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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