laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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