I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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