No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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