yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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