ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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