We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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