it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You pole danced in your parka.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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