Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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