So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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