so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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