I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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