it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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