Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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