So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a hot homeless man
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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