I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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