I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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