we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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