her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.