never play flip cup with pint glasses
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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