don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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