no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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