I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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