you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Alive.
So much puke
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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