Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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