She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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