i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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