all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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