Acid is not a monday night drug
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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