Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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