I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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